How can I
make you happy?


know me?

Breathtakingly adorable introverted extrovert Sophie Duker (she/her/snack) refused to make a traditional entrance. She was born by C-section in the 90s and started being unreasonable almost immediately. She's now a fully grown girl.  

Sophie is in her mid-to-late-twenties-to-early-thirties, and intends to keep it that way. She enjoys kindness, tequila, daggering and big dogs, and lives on the edge*

*in a gentrified part of East London.

All Sophie's life goals are linked to greater upper body strength. Her celebrity crush is YOUR MUM. She has never broken a bone. She recently stumbled upon an article with the needlessly aggressive headline:

“WHO is Sophie Duker and WHY is she famous?”

Sophie doesn't know either.