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There’s an app for that. Don’t @ me!
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If we’re dating/friends, it is so cute that you clicked this!
If we’re not, seek help!
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Free my Palestine?
I hate you.
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Here is a resource that might help next time you feel overwhelmed.
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Wow... you should be a comedian.
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Physical items can be sent to
Sophie Duker
℅ Avalon Management
4a Exmoor Street
London
W10 6BD
Anything dangerous or disgusting will be destroyed.